Cow Joke!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Hint "Over 1-Billion Served". To the east is the Dorris business district. To the west is Juanita Lake, some wildlife, and sage brush.

From here you can:

1) I give up; what's the answer?
2) Head west toward Juanita Lake.
3) Get your chaps fixed at the Butte Valley Saddle Co.
4) See some old stuff at the Butte Valley Museum.
6) Take ride in a Classic Car.

I am not in the moo for another cow joke! Get me outta here!